Obviously, there are some prerequisites to enjoying the pleasure of my company…
Funny. <—This works best if you can make me laugh. If your friends think you’re funny and I don’t then this is just not going to work out.
Dances. (Extra points for salsa dancing and even more points for dancing on 2)
Plays music (ok, that’s not a requirement, but it would be nice to have someone to jam with).
Has found Waldo at least three times.
Texts in complete sentences.
Equal opportunity racist.
Able and willing to Google.
Favorite color is blue.
Escargot is your 4th favorite food.
Owns at least one pair of white pants. Preferably owns a white suit.
Believes Sean Connery is the best James Bond.
Any tattoos should not be visible when dressed.
Must love café cubano.
Has two sisters, one older and one younger.
Enjoys reading books… out loud.
Able to pick out a ripe pineapple.
The following should sound like something you’d like to do/visit:
Fencing lesson. (The kind with swords, not the kind to keep your dog in the backyard.)
Put the lime in the coconut.